Serena Gallegos

Ask me anything   Southern California, tattoos, food, sarcasm, and KATZ por vida:.

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(via happy-healthy-and-fit)

— 3 weeks ago with 110058 notes
Period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period:Yell at a puppy.
— 3 weeks ago with 407764 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

(via happy-healthy-and-fit)

— 3 weeks ago with 288553 notes

cosmicquake:

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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i have never read anything more true in my entire life

(Source: glial, via happy-healthy-and-fit)

— 3 weeks ago with 160254 notes

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(Source: jeonjnggk, via happy-healthy-and-fit)

— 3 weeks ago with 181673 notes

keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

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— 3 weeks ago with 145382 notes
me at home:i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away:I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
— 3 weeks ago with 266708 notes